A few of the best from the Facebook group You Know You're a Groom When...:
* most of your t-shirts are from the various shows you been to...
* your Hunters or Dubarrys have actually seen mud
* you know every innuendo under the sun about ' riding'
* no dove or nivea whatsoever are going to rescue your hands
* you get mounted by stallions when you try and be a tiny bit feminine by wearing perfume.
* spend 2 hours straightening your hair?! for who? the stallion to kick you?
* U are usually followed by a small dog!
* your Hunters or Dubarrys have actually seen mud
* you know every innuendo under the sun about ' riding'
* no dove or nivea whatsoever are going to rescue your hands
* you get mounted by stallions when you try and be a tiny bit feminine by wearing perfume.
* spend 2 hours straightening your hair?! for who? the stallion to kick you?
* U are usually followed by a small dog!
Eventing would not happen without the dedication of the grooms who form the backbone of top eventing programs around the world. I have no idea how they do what they do in the conditions they do it in, grooms are just made of special stuff.
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