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          In Soviet Russia, horse jumps you

Congratulations to ROA98 for winning the Omega Alpha caption contest by providing the caption that go the most votes!  ROA98 gets bragging rights and a prize pack generously donated by Omega Alpha, that includes their Sinew-x, Respifree, Biotic 8, Gastra-Fx, and Chill supplements.  Thanks to all the entrants for providing so many great captions.  Go eventing.

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40 Comments

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Foreign alternatives to a vasectomy...OUCH!

Initiation into the ranks - or, military hazing.

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Boy, remind me to never again comment on the instructors' riding ability!

Say good-bye to those pesky rotational falls with the new improved collapsible skinny!

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Now I'm thinking that hearing the horse coming is worse than not seeing the horse coming....

Hopefully it's okay to quote song lyrics...

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Y.M.C.A. Lyrics
Artist(Band):Village People
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Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A."

Oops. I crapped my pants.

"Darwin Awards: The Musical Spectacular - Now with men hoping they don't get kicked in the nads by a 1,200 lb animal"

The latest method of punishment for sexual harassment in the workplace.

Calvary games; new and improved.

Calvary eventing; new and improved

Remind me again why I quit gymnastics

Mannequin jumps of all sizes at jumpsmannequin.com

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Whew! Thank God for ground lines!

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Next time my trainer tells me to not grip with my knees, I am going to listen!

Hey Olli (on right), yeah Sven? (on left)


Make a Wish!!

Definitely not a chicken's wishbone?

General Martin shows why he got the purple heart.

Da next time you'll VELL tell us vat vie vant to know!

And they thought waterboarding was cruel!

Who thought waterboarding was cruel?

The Soprano brothers perform yet again!

The Soprano brothers and their first act.

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Sue Benson's new x-c designed jump for the London Games.

Yup, had to go there

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Always keep your eyes on the ball(s).

It's not just a sport, it's an adventure!

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Military Truth or Dare

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The real reason hazing was banned.

Ve have vays ov making you talk!

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Celebrating July 19: national jockstrap awareness day!

Jump The Nut!

Shock Doctor, Don't leave home without it!

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I don't think that's how poling works...

It makes you wonder where the frangible pin is.

Come again WFP; Extend your neck OT!

FEI approved Cup required!

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Hmmm let's see if we can turn this stallion into a gelding ;) hehe

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Futbol!

How I learned not to gun for the long one!

Protective horse boots? Don't flatter yourself, your horse won't be hitting anything THAT hard.

Show jumping is not as cracked up as it used to be.

In Soviet Russia, horse jumps you.

...Insanity in the middle!

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The Polish Army's new "Poling" technique.

Low cost family planning introduced in Russia.

Need anything for the barn?

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