Ridiculous Commentary: January 2010 Archives
If you just came back from a three-week hike in the Sahara and didn't take along a computer with a wireless card, click here and scroll down for full information on Darren Chiacchia's arrest last week.
2) How should the eventing media cover negative news? The Tiger Woods fiasco presented an interesting paradox in journalism because the only media outlets not talking or writing about Tiger's affairs were the golf channel and publications. Similarly, the story drew attention from international horse outlets, such as Horse & Hound, and national US outlets, such as ESPN and SI, the two largest eventing news sites in the US, USEA and COTH refrained from even mentioning the incident. While EN took a different approach, I think ignoring the story was a valid course of action, and our friends at those outlets certainly avoided a lot of criticism that we took here. We chose to publish the incident because many, many people wanted to know what happened-- and rather than let rumors run wild, we felt offering the facts of the police report was the right thing to do. It is a sad situation, and we will avoid making judgments of those involved.
3) What medical information should we require riders to disclose when that information could help protect volunteers and competition officials but might violate a rider's right to privacy? This topic received a lot of interesting discussion on the COTH Forum before the threads were shut down, and those discussions led to this question: In a situation such as HIV, where a volunteer could be placed at risk by assisting an injured (bleeding) rider, should we require disclosure by the riders? One solution that would protect both the volunteers and the rider privacy would be to ban volunteers from touching injured riders, waiting instead for medical personnel; but this seems hard to ask and impossible to enforce in the heat of the moment.
4) What is next for Darren? Without speculating, it is worth noting that we are talking about a felony charge, and that the police report claims that the Sheriff's department has a tape of Darren admitting to both knowing of his positive test and not disclosing those results. It is in the hands of the court system now, and all we can hope for is that lady justice prevails.
5) Does the Florida law in question prosecute a victimless crime if the 'victim' does not contract an STD? This is a dangerous one, but the US justice system seems to have no problem prosecuting crimes between two consenting adults. In some sense though, it does seem extreme to potentially send someone to jail for years when no one was physically or materially harmed. It all comes back to the issue of whether or not the justice system is meant as a deterrent or punishment, but in this case it is certainly being used as a deterrent if the victim does not contract an STD.
Gold horse's head makes first appearance in 1400 years
Manure fork+batteries=laziest tool ever Shake'n Fork
Godfather part 4: man arrested for sending senator head of stuffed horse
4 dead horses found on golf course, putters still clutched in hooves
World's tallest horse: 20 hands
This decade started with about a week of shockingly non-weird news, probably because all the weirdos were staying inside due to cold weather. But, the past few days have gotten back to a normal, I mean weird...you know what I mean.
Indian Donkey Attacked with Spade: Reportedly the owner's Parrelli 'carrot stick' was out of reach.
Bogus Horse Vet Jailed for Two Years: Arrested after "botching the castration of a Welsh pony." Apparently people started to wonder after he showed up for the procedure and asked "what's a castration?"
Horses Rampage Through Cemetery: Authorities blame the recent popularity of terrible, low budget, ghost movies among horses.
Random video:
A few other notes:
Thank you very much to everyone who has commented on EN over the past few days. This may be because people think commenting leads to extra EN Karma, but I prefer to believe in altruistic motives, such as 'making John stop begging for comments,' or perhaps that we have had more comment-worthy posts recently.
A special thanks to Rebecca Polan, our 200th Facebook friend and, coincidentally, a friend of mine. Rebecca has produced several really quality upper level horses and also does some eventing PR work, among other things. Click here to join EN.
Thank, as always to our friends at the USEA. They have left a link to Leslie's article up for several days and we really appreciate the support. They definitely have some major Eventing Nation Karma working for them.
Finally, Happy Birthday to Leslie Threlkeld!!! Leslie has been a great addition to Eventing Nation, and we are really privileged to have her as part of the team.
Here is the press release from the USEF formally announcing the retirement of US Eventing's Chef d'Equipe, Captain Mark Phillips. Frankly, this has been old news for a long time, especially since the USEF sent out an email to the entire Long List saying just that in October 2009. Nonetheless, most media outlets need to have news shoved down their throat with a press release before they will write a story. Thus, you will see some coverage over the next couple of days.
This story has generated a lot of buzz the past few days, with everyone wondering who will be the next US coach. However, I think the discussion begins with: how has US eventing fared since CMP took the reins in 1993?
Olympics and WEGs: At the 4 Olympics and 4 WEGs since 1993, the only two international team competitions where all nations are eligible, the US has placed (gold, silver, or bronze) at 5 team competitions and has won 5 individual medals. This stacks up pretty well against other countries. Great Britain has 6 team medals and 4 individual medals, New Zealand has 7 total medal placings, and Australia has 6 placings. The US seems to deliver consistent, but not terrific performances, with only two gold medal placings (team 2002, and individual gold in 2000), which trails NZL (4) and GBR (3).
Olympic and WEG Medals by Country:
(10) Great Britain 6 Team, 4 Individual: Team Bronze 2008, Team Silver 2006, Team Silver 2004, Team Bronze 2002, Team Silver 2000, Team Gold 1994, Individual Gold 2004 (Law), Individual Gold 2006 (Phillips), Individual Silver 2002 (Brakewell), Individual Bronze 1996 (Dixon)
(10) USA 5 Team, 5 Individual: Team Bronze 2004, Team Gold 2002, Team Bronze 2000, Team Bronze 1998, Team Silver 1996, Individual Gold 2000 (O'Connor), Individual Silver 2008 (Miles), Individual Silver 2004 (Severson), Individual Bronze 2006 (Tryon), Individual Silver 2006 (Crowell)
(7) New Zealand 2 Team, 5 Individual: Team Gold 1998, Team Bronze 1996, Individual Gold 1996 (Tait), Individual Bronze 1996 (Clark), Individual Gold 1998 (Tait), Individual Silver 1998 (Todd), Individual Gold 1994 (Jefferis)
(6) Australia 4 Team, 2 Individual: Team Silver 2008, Team Bronze 2006, Team Gold 2000, Team Gold 1996, Individual Bronze 2000 (Hoy), Individual Silver 2006 (Fredericks)
(5) France 4 Team, 1 Individual: Team Gold 2004, Team Silver 2002, Team Silver 1998, Team Silver 1994, Individual Gold 2002 (Teulere)
(4) Germany 3 Team, 1 Individual: Team Gold 2008, Team Gold 2006, Team Bronze 1994, Individual Gold 2008 (Romeike).
(1) Finland: Individual Bronze 2002 (Karuso) (1) Sweden: Individual Bronze 1998 (Tornquist)
Burghley, Rolex, and Badminton: In the 45 CCI****'s between Burghley, Rolex, and Badminton since 1993, Great Britain has won an impressive 18 times, News Zealand 10, and the US just 9. At Rolex, US riders have defended their turf 6 out of 12 times, which is a comparable percentage to GBR riders at Burghley and Badminton.
Badminton winners since 1993: GBR (9), NZL (2), AUS (2), USA (2) (Davidson '95, O'Connor '97), FR (1). Rolex, a CCI**** since 1998: USA (6), NZL (2), GBR (1), AUS (3). Burghley since 1993: GBR (8), NZL (6), AUS (2), USA (10) (Bradley '93)
My take: Looking at the numbers, the US has actually performed pretty well during the Mark Phillips era, probably second only to Great Britain, which is really nothing to be ashamed about. So why do some people seem so glad to see Mark Phillips leaving? Personally, I'm just happy that I won't have to sit though any more incomprehensible and useless speeches at competitor parties. I also think that people are concerned about the direction US eventing is trending. The last time the US won a top level international competition, open to all countries, outside of the US was team gold in 2002, and the last time we won Burghley or Badminton was in 1997. Furthermore, any Americans I have spoken to who have attended advanced level competitions in Europe are really impressed by the depth of talent (easily 50-60 horses in advanced divisions), and Burghley and Badminton regularly have fields nearly twice the size of Rolex. This suggests that one of the most important functions of our next coach will be to help increase America's depth of talent, rather than just coaching our top 25 riders. More on this in part 2. Go eventing.







