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Quit Horsing Around: The Monkey in the Middle

By Leslie on January 31, 2011 6:01 AM
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Description: Marmalade the Monkey and his pony known as Duke.  Together they form the dynamic duo - Marmaduke.  It would be really great if someone could get them out of my hair.  They'd make great companions for the elderly, or the most entertaining babysitters your kids have ever seen.  Neither me, nor my pathetic plot of dirt that once was a garden, can take it any more.  These two are inseparable, and their appetites for mischief - insatiable.  They are lots of fun, but I have things to do.  If anyone knows of an opening at a circus, please contact.

Adjectives: Adorable, Intelligent, Frustrating

Price: If you pet it, you buy it.
Location: A bunker
Contact: The authorities

Merlin--A Jousting Machine

By John on August 4, 2010 10:47 PM
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Description: Merlin is a 17.3h Clydesdale with miles of experience at Renaissance fairs across the country.  He is a very brave and reliable mount.  Most of the knights he carries into battle return to their maidens relatively unharmed.  Knights atop this horse will strike fear into the hearts of any opponent mad enough to take up the gauntlet against him.  In the name of the King!  I command thee.  Purchase this horse!

Adjectives: Brave, Accurate, Fast

Price: 1,000 gold pieces, 1 royal maiden, your entire kingdom
Location: Merlin is where the fair is
Contact: Morgana: Keeper of the Horses, Defender of the Unicorns.  She is often sighted behind the turkey leg stand.

15.2h 8 yr old gelding, nice mover, beginning jumping

By Leslie on June 30, 2010 11:34 PM
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Description: Bucky has quite the sense of humor.  Would make a great beginner's horse but has enough attitude to go farther.  Behaves well on the road and at home.  He makes friends everywhere he goes.  Sadly outgrown.
Adjectives: Athletic, scopey, loves kids 
Location: Georgia
Price: $5,500 neg
Contact: poorkid@chzburgers.com  

Lieutenant Dan, retired cavalry mount

By Leslie on June 30, 2010 10:46 PM
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Description: Dan is a 15h bay Mustang gelding.  He served his country until he was injured in battle and retired at age 21, but he is up for doing reenactments.  He is a very brave and reliable mount, but he would still be suitable for beginners because he doesn't move around much.  He is a very easy keeper, but he overheats easily and has known to have claustrophobic episodes so he should always have a fan in his stall.  Not at all spooky.
Adjectives: Friendly, sturdy, quiet
Story: Dan has marched in many parades and ceremonies and has been honored by many important persons.  He loves getting attention and being admired.
Location: Kansas
Price: 1000 Confederate dollars
Contact: lemoncuster@littlebighoax.com 1-876-187-6187

Muulelands Totilas

By Leslie on June 30, 2010 10:26 PM
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Description: Tater is two months old and has a ton of spunk!  He's a pretty nice mover and he's always doing crazy sideways steps in the pasture so he'd probably be pretty good at dressage.  He likes people, but sometimes he gets a pretty big head.  His pedigree is mostly unknown.  He just dropped outta his momma one day.  We didn't even know she was pregnant.  We think it might have been a rogue stallion that knocked her up when no one was looking.
Adjectives: Growing, curious, conniving
Story: Tater can be very mischievous.  He likes looking over my daughter's shoulder while she watches YouTube on her iThing.  This one is his favorite.
Location: Idaho
Price: 1.75 million
Contact: jokesonus@teamedvard.com 923-923-9230
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